Yes yes, we know accountants have been labeled as boring, or having no sense of humor (?!) However, we wanted to give you a laugh and prove this theory wrong! Take a look at a comical list weve created just for our loyal Roger CPA Review followers and aspiring CPAs (laughing permitted!)
If you catch yourself smiling at the following humor, you are most likely an accountant or there is some accountancy in you!
Heres a list of 15 of the funniest accounting mocks & jokes weve come across so farenjoy!!!
Q: Who was the world’s first accountant?
A: Adam. He turned a leaf and made an entry!
Q: What is the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A: A tragedy is a ship full of accountants going down in a storm…. A catastrophe is when they can all swim!
Q: What do you call 500 accountants at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: How do you save a drowning accountant?
A: Take your foot off their head.
Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What is the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Q: How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How much money do you have?
Q: What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Q: What’s an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he is talking to you instead of his own.
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold a road map the wrong way.
Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Q: If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep what does she says?
A: “Darling, tell me about your work.”
Q: When the accountant laughs loud?
A: When someone asks for a raise.
Had enough? We didnt think so! Stay tuned–more accounting laughs to come soon.
PS: Feel free to post your own! You might just see it on our next blog 🙂