Accountants Have Jokes, Too!

Take a break from your balance sheets and check this list of jokes. Pass them along and make someone’s day a bit more fun!

Sleepy accountant…

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asked, to what the accountant replied: “That’s the problem! I make a mistake and spend 3 hours trying to find it.”

Q: What’s the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
A: Depreciation.

Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.

Q: What does CPA stand for?
A: Can’t Pass Again.

Q: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many did it take last year?

Q: What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
A: An auditor.

Q: What do you call a Trial Balance that doesn’t balance?
A: A late night.

Q: Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
A: Because on the box it said Concentrate.

Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.

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